"Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)

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der-prinz-aus-stahl:

whittneydoll:

bloodmariner:

It’s basically a matter of time until feminists try to get rid of Father’s Day right?

Who even needs fathers!? Fathers are obsolete and a direct result of the patriarchy’s agenda to hold down women and girls.

This would be funny, but we’re faced with the eternal reminder that there are a lot of people out there that actually think this.

naughtyconservative:

My preferred method of entertainment would be to send the little teenage tumblr commies to North Korea for a week or two and see how much they like their so-called utopia then. 

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

whittneydoll:

if you hate john green and live for shitty jokes made about him and his sub par writing we’re automatically friends

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thegreatannihilated:

I love alt-right tumblr, it’s all “ooh germanic runes” “annihilate decadent modernity” “send an anonymous ask if you have a crush on me”

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thewhatsupfilms:

A little tribute to the best band in existence… 

thewhatsupfilms:

A little tribute to the best band in existence… 

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johnnysjetpack:

angryaccounting:

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How to use their own tactics against them

i’ll have to remember this lol

johnnysjetpack:

angryaccounting:

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How to use their own tactics against them

i’ll have to remember this lol

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annie edison in 5.12

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michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

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